full time bruh moment

When something is so idiotic or odd that it classifies as more than a part time bruh moment

Guy 1: dang I cant think of a definition for this word
Guy 2: that's a full time bruh moment

by Akhult1 October 28, 2020

Full-time Banga

Someone who bangs like it’s their full time job. They never call out sick. They will even cover shifts for friends.

Did you hear about that girl jit was talking to? I heard she’s a full-time banga!

by Jitticus the III July 24, 2022

Full-time position

Was the full-time position I was offered YOUR current position? Because I WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. It wouldn't take much because you aren't much.

Hym "Because if that's the case you only have your full-time position because the nature of the position was withheld from me. You know that, right? And you're goingvto waste your life doing an inferior job and it isn't going to matter because it's ALSO a MEANINGLESS job. That's your life. Doing a less good job than I would. And if you want the work to get done faster SHOW UP AT 10 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE."

by Hym Iam September 26, 2023

Full time mad bastard

TGF BRO

The only full time mad bastards are TGF BRO

by LooseV69420 March 17, 2021

Full-Time Motherfucker

Someone who wakes up and chooses to be a f***ing dog. Competing with themselves day in and out, no rest. Just a sick motherfucker working full time.

I see this guy in the gym everyday, sometimes even twice! He’s a full-time motherfucker!

by differentbreeddefinition December 27, 2021

Full time science diet

An individual who is based scientifically.

Government makes statement on behalf of independent media company over their government funded media badge.

I guess. This is a coincidence? I'm on a full time science diet though so no it’s not.

by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023