arse in his hand 

To be in a bad mood, to be pissed off about something.

"He's back! - and this time he's got his arse in his hand" - advertising poster for Terminator 3.

arse in his hand by Gulpnu August 16, 2012

arse in his hand 

Used to describe a person who is in a bad mood

Don't expect a smile out of him- he's got his arse in his hand

arse in his hand by LCT July 18, 2006

a frozen dick in his hand 

left with nothing

He got beat in court so bad that he was left with a frozen dick in his hand.

a frozen dick in his hand by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020

arse in his hand 

Dejected, disconsolate, disappointed, depressed.

Ever since he failed to get that promotion, Jerry has been walking around with his arse in his hand.

arse in his hand by ultegra August 1, 2019

Pooped in his own hand 

An action that backfired horribly
Karma

"Principal Hugh.J added a rule that eating isnt allowed in the classes, so everyone ate in the school halls!
Geez, he pooped in his own hand, did he?

Pooped in his own hand by popthatbvssy August 9, 2022

caught with his hand in the nookie jar 

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.

The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.

caught with his hand in the nookie jar by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2017

caught with his hand in the cookie jar

Seen by somebody while trying to take a thing that he/she was not entitled to.

"Uncle Joe got caught with his hand in the cookie jar while trying to grab a toy intended for the kids".

caught with his hand in the cookie jar by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003