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walk-in closet 

A closeted married man who hosts young men when his wife is out shopping
I went over to this guys house and he was a total walk-in closet. His wife came back with shopping bags right as we were finishing up.
walk-in closet by killfukmary October 10, 2014

Walk-In Closet 

A girl who pretends to go out with a gay guy so that people think he's straight.
Jim: "So did hear that Paul's got a girlfriend? I thought he was gay."
Sam: "Oh, he is. She's just a Walk-In Closet so his mom doesn't find out he's gay."
Walk-In Closet by Frankieoxo December 9, 2008

Walk-In Closet 

A woman who is beard or disquise for a gay man that has not come out.
Tad doesn't want his boss to know that he is gay, so Julie is totally being his walk-in closet.
Walk-In Closet by Dylan Cole October 30, 2008
Word of the Day on November 13, 2008

in the closet 

a term used to describe a homosexual person who has not told anyone of his/her sexual orientation
the guy in sweet home alabama

Cats in your closet 

It basically means “body count”. It’s how many girls you’ve slept with.
“Bro, how many cats are in your closet?”
“I can’t be with him, he has so many cats in his closet.”
Cats in your closet.”
Cats in your closet by KittyCloset February 22, 2020

Skeletons in the closet

Secrets and several other past memories that you prefer not to talk about with anyone else. This can range from one-night stands to betraying a best friend to as much as killing someone. However, "skeletal" moments don't just have to do with only dark pasts. It can also be about embarrassing moments you've had that you simply feel too awful to speak of.
Someone with barely any or no skeletons in the closet can make it far in a large corporation.

Being married has taught me that if I don't clean up the skeletons in the closet sooner than I should can have abrupt consequences.