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Dancing in Circles 

To masturbate (female masturbation)

A play on words of the circular movements when stimulating the clitoral region

(Reference to Lady Gaga's Track of the same name on her album Joanne)
"Kevin wasn't in the mood so I decided to dance in circles"

"Hey you want to go dancing in circles with me?"

Do one legged ducks swim in circles? 

If someone asks if an answer is correct, and its clearly obvious to everyone it is, then the retort is "do one legged ducks swim in circles?"
"Is the sky blue?"
"Do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

talk yourself in circles 

1. To talk, stutter, or ramble on about something to a friend until you've gotten so confused with your own story you may not remember the point anymore.

2. To try and explain something but fail.
"So there was this guy, right? He was like, tallish, maybe some black hair. No, wait, that's wrong. Nah, I mean he had red hair and some freckles. Right? Yeah, something like that... I think, and he was... umm, wait..."
"Oh boy, here he goes again, talking himself in circles."
OR,
"Stop, don't talk yourself in circles!"

"...and it's a little orange too, with a braid belt thing around the waist, or maybe it was the arm. It was black... a little white on the sides... ahh, I can't explain this, I'm only talking myself in circles."

Do one legged ducks swim in circles? 

See Does a bear shit in the woods?
"She just bit my head off. She PMS-ing?"
"Do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

Driving in circles 

Hopping in the car to take a ride to no place in particular for the sole purpose of smoking up.
"What did you this afternoon?"
"Oh, nothing. We just drove in cirlces and played some Golden Tee."
Driving in circles by TC May 13, 2005

bang (one's) head in circles

v. To bang one's head against the wall (literally or figuratively) while going around in circles dealing with obstinate entities on some endeavor.
I had to go to my boss, then accounting, legal, back to accounting, back to my boss, to operations, legal, and back to my boss again on this project. I've been banging my head in circles all afternoon. <bang (one's) head in circles>