Pis in my eye

an expression used to describe something thats not good. a very bad situatuion in which ur completly fucked

phil: dude, wheres doug?

Ed: PIS IN MY EYE!! i cant find him anywhere

by i w e a r n o p a n t s June 12, 2010

cum in my eye

An exclamatory remark used to express anger or annoyance

You're actually telling me that my mum featured in 'Two Girls, One Pilchard'? Oh, cum in my eye.

by cuminmyfriedpilchard inc. April 5, 2016

are my eyes red

Something freshman's say when they're high. Or they're on something that would intoxicate them and make their eyes red. For example DAT ZAZA!!!

(X went to the bathroom for 15 minutes and x comes out)
X: “yo bro are my eyes red”
Y: “nah your good”

by Hahahahah473 September 20, 2023

There's a knife in my eye!

Usually a phrase said when people are being silent to make them laugh! Or, if you have a knife in your eye!

......
There's a knife in my eye!..... So what did you do yesterday?
......

by craig May 9, 2004

out my eye

Out my eye is used when you want someone to fuck off or get out of your face

Mom: do your laundry

Me: out my eye mom

by lydhayyyyy January 17, 2015

Nuts In My Eyes

When you have a severe nut allergy and purposefully bury your face in a can of Planter's Mixed Nuts in a last ditch effort to get out of a date or activity with someone.

The end result is like being maced: your eyes bug out, you become incapacitated, and you can't breathe. Or you just end up in the hospital.

Usually done because your date is fugly, or you're just a dick.

Jack was such a dick, instead of admitting he was a lousy dancer, he ate a handful of honey roasted before he was suppose to go on the floor with Jill. When she asked why he looked like a sunburned bug-eyed lizard, he responded with "Well, I got nuts in my eyes," and hid under a table from everyone.

by Pyr3 December 3, 2008

headache in my eye

the reaction one feels when being annoyed

Stop talking cause you're givin' me a headache in my eye !

by GMNJM August 25, 2006