Undocumented Immigrant

An immigrant is "a person who comes to a country to take up permanent residence." (Merriam Webster) According to the Department of Homeland Security, "A Green Card holder (permanent resident) is someone who has been granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis. As proof of that status, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) grants a person a permanent resident card, commonly called a "Green Card.""

"Undocumented Immigrants" do not have a green card and have not taken steps to obtain status as residents of the United States and therefore they are not immigrants. The term immigrant is used as a way to mock people who enter the United States illegally as nonresidents.

The Undocumented Immigrant is not eligible for unemployment benefits because he is not a legal resident of the United States.

Undocumented Immigrant by Sisseton Wapheton Descendent April 24, 2021

schrodinger’s immigrant 

The belief immigrants are stealing all of America’s jobs; but also living off of taxpayer funded welfare.

I hate all of these schrodinger’s immigrants stealing all of our jobs but also living off of welfare

schrodinger’s immigrant by CameronBri November 9, 2017

Schrödinger's Immigrant 

The elusive non-white non-US citizen who is capable of both taking all of the jobs from hard-working Americans who are left unemployed, while also at the same time sitting around doing nothing and collecting welfare and other government benefits, thereby leeching off the American taxpayers.

Bob: "Americans can't catch a break! It's these damn immigrants taking all our jobs!"
Also Bob: "My taxes are too high because so much of it goes to support these lazy immigrants who come here just to get public benefits!"
Bob's friend: "That's so Schrödinger's Immigrant, man, occupying both spaces at the same time."

Schrödinger's Immigrant by SoyUnSombrero April 20, 2018

Undocumented Immigrant

1. A legal immigrant who lost their papers.

2. Liberalese for an illegal. The correct term is Illegal Immigrant. Not Undocumented.

1. Shit! All his papers were destroyed when his house burned down! Now he's an undocumented immigrant

2. Liberal: UnDoCuMeNtEd ImMiGrAnTs ArE aS mUcH oF a CiTiZeN aS yOu
Anyone with sense: Shut up you SJW. They're illegal immigrants, not undocumented

Undocumented Immigrant by pro2a April 29, 2021

Digital Immigrant 

Someone who was born before the existence of digital technologies and adopted it to some extent later in life.

Once a digital immigrant, Bob later learned how to use a smart phone.

Digital Immigrant by Millard Snipplewitz September 8, 2011

immigrant fucker 

Someone that can't score with normal women.

Ted is such a immigrant fucker when he picks up migrant women from the lettuce fields.

immigrant fucker by Tailspinmb November 27, 2013

Canadian Immigrant

Someone from Canada who crosses the border into the States with the intent of stealing all our tech jobs and marrying our Alaskan women. The worst part is if you confront them aboot it they just say "Sorey" and give you a beer, which makes it really hard to be mad.

"Ah I see you've met Jeff... You know he's one of those Canadian Immigrants right?"
"Crap, I bet he came down here and married a nice Alaskan lady and is working for some kind of tech firm now..."

Canadian Immigrant by MHorton32 January 4, 2018