illogic 

A sick underground rapper, whose lyrics show that he is a certified genius

Person # 1; Yo u catch that new illogic song
Person # 2: Yeah that thing is BO$$$

illogic by Dan tha stay fresh king of the east coat underground May 4, 2008

illogic 

Not logic. Process of arriving at an answer without logic. Similar to illogical.

Your illogic is cause of argument.

illogic by real7777 September 21, 2017

Illogistics 

the planning, implementation, and coordination of the details of a business or other operation in preparation for an event that is mythological or totally insane.

If the rapture happened right now, what would happen to my cats? I need to take care of the illogistics and register the cats with the good people at After The Rapture Pet Care

Illogistics by cheeseinvert June 18, 2011

Illogikal 

When something is too illogical. Also, the illogical way of spelling illogical; see ironic.

Christian:"God will help me in my time of need!"
Atheist:"No he won't, your thinking is so illogikal"

Illogikal by Illogikal January 24, 2010

Illogical

Spocks favorite saying

" Captain Kirk, that is highly illogical"

Illogical by Carrotk May 31, 2009

illogical

Not possible; unlikely; very rare.

"DUDE! I CAME TO THE YEAR 3000!!"
"Yo. That's illogical. I can't have it."

illogical by xxbnmmnbxx November 17, 2007

bio-illogical clock 

the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.

also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.

"it's saturday, go back to sleep!"
"i can't, it's my bio-illogical clock on the fritz again."

bio-illogical clock by geek.neo March 5, 2010