1. A manner of wich something or someone becomes enveloped in a continuos onslaught of ridiculously horrible coincidental situatins.

2. Simply put, to have bad luck, for those of u with fecal matter for brains.

3. A bad case of the heebii-geebiis.
1. Dude that was illfated!
2. Carl- dood did u hear what happened to Jeffy?
Zak- yea man pretty illfated huh!
Carl-too bad he died.
'jeffy was a ran over squirl brought down by drunk driving.'
by Phooey & Zak June 27, 2007
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