If Not Now, When? 

A fantastic album created in 2011 by an alternative rock band called Incubus. Ever changing, these musicians have changed my whole existence vastly.

Switchblade, In the Company of Wolves, Thieves

"Incubus lost there metal edge dude!!" "Your a fool, listen to If Not Now, When? and tell me that aint ghood you clown.

If Not Now, When? by TheSaga January 2, 2012

if not, then flip her over and play in the mud. 

a female is to young to have pubic hair so you should do her in the ass.

If somebody says "if there is grass on the field play ball" but there is no grass on the field a response is "if not, then flip her over and play in the mud."

if not, then flip her over and play in the mud. by R-DoggCA August 31, 2008

please delete if not allowed 

The phrase that clueless people put at the top of their group posts on facebook to indicate that they're too special to be bothered with reading the group rules, and so self important that they need to tell the admins how to do their job. Usually the post is spam advertising their youtube channel or marketplace item.

I see this a lot in groups and threads. The person will preface by saying “please delete if not allowed” followed by doing or posting something that is obviously not allowed. The rules are right there for everyone to read and why bother posting it if you know that it isn’t allowed?

please delete if not allowed by AnonymousBoschToo April 23, 2023

delete if not allowed

The phrase that clueless people put at the top of their group posts on facebook to indicate that they're too special to be bothered with reading the group rules, and so self important that they need to tell the admins how to do their job. Usually the post is spam advertising their youtube channel or marketplace item.

I see this a lot in groups and threads. The person will preface by saying “please delete if not allowed” followed by doing or posting something that is obviously not allowed. The rules are right there for everyone to read and why bother posting it if you know that it isn’t allowed?

delete if not allowed by AnonymousBoschToo April 23, 2023

what is drip if not sauce persevering 

what?? the?? fuck???

idk what the actual fuck "what is drip if not sauce persevering" means

what is drip if not sauce persevering by lilixx March 16, 2021

like if not gay 

if you dislike your gay

like if not gay or your gay

like if not gay by aepro June 6, 2022

no worries if not 

Addendum to a totally reasonable request used by overthinkers to make absolutely sure they're not inconveniencing anyone ever. Makes your soul die a little bit every time you use it.

"Hey, hope I'm not bothering you, I was just wondering if I could still come to that party that you personally invited me to just two days ago, maybe that was just a drunk thing or something haha, just making sure, no worries if not."
"Uh sure dude."

no worries if not by BigWetDaddyBurger December 13, 2023