Definitions by AnonymousBoschToo

please delete if not allowed 

The phrase that clueless people put at the top of their group posts on facebook to indicate that they're too special to be bothered with reading the group rules, and so self important that they need to tell the admins how to do their job. Usually the post is spam advertising their youtube channel or marketplace item.

I see this a lot in groups and threads. The person will preface by saying “please delete if not allowed” followed by doing or posting something that is obviously not allowed. The rules are right there for everyone to read and why bother posting it if you know that it isn’t allowed?

please delete if not allowed by AnonymousBoschToo April 23, 2023

delete if not allowed

The phrase that clueless people put at the top of their group posts on facebook to indicate that they're too special to be bothered with reading the group rules, and so self important that they need to tell the admins how to do their job. Usually the post is spam advertising their youtube channel or marketplace item.

I see this a lot in groups and threads. The person will preface by saying “please delete if not allowed” followed by doing or posting something that is obviously not allowed. The rules are right there for everyone to read and why bother posting it if you know that it isn’t allowed?

delete if not allowed by AnonymousBoschToo April 23, 2023

intervention

When people you no longer hang out with ask you to do something fun, like dinner, or a social gathering, only to gang up on you and tell you what an asshole you are and how fucked up you are and why they no longer hang out with you.

Yeah i don't even respond to them any more. Everything is a fucking serious intervention. I just want to hang out and party and not get guilt tripped for it.

intervention by AnonymousBoschToo June 19, 2019

for reasons

Originally found in an engrish advertisement for Japanese sake, "for reasons" has come into common usage to ironically or sarcastically point out either obvious reasons for a thing, or a complete lack of explanation. It is also used to point out a nonsensical or untrue explanation, or to avoid giving an actual explanation.

You can buy water inside, but they won't let you bring in your own water, for reasons.

Yeah, they won't let you use your cell phone on an airplane, for reasons.

Urban Dictionary editors keep deciding to not publish my word, for reasons.

for reasons by AnonymousBoschToo June 19, 2019

what's up 

A two letter preposition denoting a vector anti parallel to the local gravitational gradient?

What's up?
A two letter preposition denoting a vector anti parallel to the local gravitational gradient?
You're such a fucking geek!

what's up by AnonymousBoschToo November 29, 2018

Zalupa 

Visiting Mother Russia, I hear old babushka arguing with two men about the meaning of "zalupa". She say, "No no no! Is tip of cock. Does not count."

Literally, the tip or head of the penis. Figuratively, a dickhead.

Did he really just grab her ass? What a zalupa!

Zalupa by AnonymousBoschToo August 13, 2014

yardsale 

To leave your possessions messily or haphazardly strewn about, in a manner resembling a yard sale.

Dude, your new housemate is a pig.

Yeah, my living room is a yardsale.

yardsale by AnonymousBoschToo September 17, 2012