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INCERTO HUMP

The Incerto Hump is a major curvature of the spine resulting in hunched forward shoulders, stiff neck, and a rounded upper back area. (i.e The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

The medical term for the Incerto Hump is Incerticus Humpias Maximus.
That pinner never trains shoulders and now he's forming a brutal Incerto Hump, what a dumbass.
INCERTO HUMP by Shawn Manning August 27, 2007

Iceeration

The act of causing severe flesh injury whilst trying to part frozen food.
Dave: “Jon is not coming into work today as he stabbed himself with the butter knife whilst trying to part 2 slices of frozen bread”

MarK: “Sounds bad?”

Dave: “Really bad, he needed 8 stitches in the palm of his hand, worst case of iceeration I have ever seen, blood everywhere”

Mark: “He is such a div,”

Dave " Yeah, what a twat"
Iceeration by 2ace October 12, 2011
For people who get their S's and C's mixed up. Actually means, insert.
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incert by j00l.i.e April 26, 2003

incerdible 

So incredible that the correct pronunciatin and spelling of "incredible" does not describe fully how incredible something is.
Wow, that Erin C. is incerdible.
incerdible by Oedipus_Rex April 19, 2005
Nice, Unbelivable, extravagant.
That House is Icer = That House is nice.
Icer by ditsy_rover August 1, 2009
Icers originates in Jack Speak, slang used by The Royal Navy (UK). It means "cold".
Seaman Stains: Oi Captain, don,t bum me over this barrel, it's icers out here tonight.
Captain: Shut up - I've been at sea for months...I need this.
Icers by digitalnonsense October 19, 2008