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1.
The act of causing severe flesh injury whilst trying to part frozen food.
Dave: “Jon is not coming into work today as he stabbed himself with the butter knife whilst trying to part 2 slices of frozen bread”

MarK: “Sounds bad?”

Dave: “Really bad, he needed 8 stitches in the palm of his hand, worst case of iceeration I have ever seen, blood everywhere”

Mark: “He is such a div,”

Dave " Yeah, what a twat"
by 2Ace October 12, 2011