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a dumb ho that squirts your cum out of her pussy into jars and saves it in her fridge so that she can impregnate herself later if you piss her off or don't want to commit.
'i heard you went out with jane'
'don't piss her off. she's an icer.'
by pappy July 17, 2004
Icers originates in Jack Speak, slang used by The Royal Navy (UK). It means "cold".
Seaman Stains: Oi Captain, don,t bum me over this barrel, it's icers out here tonight.
Captain: Shut up - I've been at sea for months...I need this.
by digitalnonsense August 31, 2008
When a man takes a bag of ice and drops it on his scrotum just at the point of climax while masturbating. The idead is that the cold ice shocks the testicles and thus produces an exciting feeling.
Jon couldn't believe the orgasm he experiences when he gave himself an icer.
by stinky July 22, 2004
Police officers cold as ice. Emotionless, subservient slaves. Who would rather put you in the ground than give you a day in court!

The name given for police in the short story CLANS. By Gocni!
Mavrik: dude what happened to Razor?
Saul: the Icers got him, they put him in the dirt
Mavrik: shouldn't have went alone Icers don't mess with us when we're in a group
Saul: Icers took away his tomorrow
Mavrik: they have a job to do listening to what the computer says!
Saul: guess we're all expendable youth
by MavrickSauls September 19, 2014
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