iddict 

An individual who can't go 5 minutes without injecting themselves with some sort of visual or auditory stimuli, using any electronic device with a picture of a used apple on it.

Pssst...Hey!...Listen you iddict, we're trying to watch the movie and your icrap is friggn bright as hek. Put that thing away or I'll smack you in the ihead with this bowl of popcorn.

iddict by Resident Of Earth July 25, 2009

iddict 

An idiot with an addiction, especially those whose decision-making skills are on par with their own quality.

FieryBro: I'm not sure who Apple is targeting with that price
NoxBro: iddicts.

iddict by fieryd*ck June 10, 2023

indictment boner 

The hard-on one gets when current or former Trump administration officials and known associates are indicted.

I got a raging indictment boner when I heard Roger Stone was indicted

indictment boner by Photoist February 1, 2019

circling the indictment drain 

When someone is clearly going to be indicted at some point but the process itself is long and drawn out as the person is spiraling downward inside of the theoretical toilet.

Ever the political victim and while circling the indictment drain himself, the Fraudster in Chief cited the underhanded moves of the “radical left” as the Trump Organization and the organization’s CFO, Allen Weisselberg, were indicted by the grand-jury for tax evasion.

circling the indictment drain by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021

indict 

if someone is indicted for a crime, they are officially charged with it.

He was later indicted on corruption charges

indict by kaami June 4, 2014

Iddicted 

When one forgets they are looking at a book or magazine and treats it as though it were a tablet or smartphone.

Dude...check it out... That guy has been trying to zoom in on multiple photos in that swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated. He is totally Iddicted.

Iddicted by Dock42 September 5, 2016

iDdiction 

the addiction to items that start with the letter i ie. ipad, ipod, iphone

Common in youth

yesterday I tried to do homework but my iDdiction got the best of me.

iDdiction by elefantsrock November 30, 2010