iWanker

Noun.
person who incessantly plays with their iPhone/iPod, talks about it constantly and takes their obsession far past annoying.

"iPhones are like penises: they're fun to play with when you're in private, but it's rude to pull 'em out at the dinner table" Tom Gleeson, Good News Week

"My boss is such an iWanker: she just can't stop fiddling with it!"

iWanker by Sensei Thomisan October 3, 2009

iWanker

Anyone that has an iPhone and thinks that it has any technological advance over a printed yellow pages book is know as an iWanker.

Rajiv is an iWanker

iWanker by xwagon September 14, 2009

i-banker 

An investment banker.

"After two years as an i-banker, I'll just buy my own island and retire."

Many kids in undergraduate business programs are disillusioned by the thought of doing the i-banking routine when they graduate.

i-banker by Setsuna September 14, 2004

iBanter 

A term used to describe the lively, intelligent or fun discussions, chat or gossip surrounding a particular topic, item or person on the internet, through the use of blogs, websites, forums, etc.

See banter for the for the off-line (real-world) definition of this word...

1.) iBanter surrounding todays latest news story is growing fast.

2.) Positive ibanter boosts sales of the new Apple iPhone.

3.) The latest ibanter suggests that O J Simpson really did it.

iBanter by David G Smith June 10, 2008

Ivanker 

People who like to get IVANKA trending on Twitter are known as:

Ivankers (see wanker)

British slang for Democrat idiot or fool. A leftist reprobate.

"Get away from me you bloody Ivanker! You didn't say a word when Chelsea was stinking up the place."

Those bloody Ivankers are at it again. Where were they when Chelsea Clinton was in charge of money for charities?

Ivanker by Del Ritchie April 28, 2022