iWanker

Noun.
person who incessantly plays with their iPhone/iPod, talks about it constantly and takes their obsession far past annoying.

"iPhones are like penises: they're fun to play with when you're in private, but it's rude to pull 'em out at the dinner table" Tom Gleeson, Good News Week

"My boss is such an iWanker: she just can't stop fiddling with it!"

iWanker by Sensei Thomisan October 3, 2009

iWanker

Anyone that has an iPhone and thinks that it has any technological advance over a printed yellow pages book is know as an iWanker.

Rajiv is an iWanker

iWanker by xwagon September 14, 2009

Iowanker

A person who lives in Iowa and is also a wanker.

Man, Kerry is such an Iowanker.

Iowanker by Heather May 13, 2005

Iowanker

A person who lives in the state of Iowa and is also a wanker.

Man, Kerry is such a wanker.

Iowanker by Heather May 13, 2005

Ivanker 

People who like to get IVANKA trending on Twitter are known as:

Ivankers (see wanker)

British slang for Democrat idiot or fool. A leftist reprobate.

"Get away from me you bloody Ivanker! You didn't say a word when Chelsea was stinking up the place."

Those bloody Ivankers are at it again. Where were they when Chelsea Clinton was in charge of money for charities?

Ivanker by Del Ritchie April 28, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008