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apple's newest iPod touch. It revolutionizes how large a portable media player can be.
Steve jobs: My iPad is more fucking disappointing than the Matrix sequels.
by Steveee Jobs January 29, 2010
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An oversized iphone that has no practical use at all.

FAIL apple
"Oh look another apple product! I must buy the iPad! Even though it can only run one application at one time and does not have the full capabilities of a real tablet pc."
by ipad FAIL January 27, 2010
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Noun: large iPod touch

...seriously, that's it.
Person 1: Dude OMG check out my new iPad! It's revolutionary! Thank you STEVE JOBS<333

Person 2: I'm pretty sure my iPod touch and your iPhone are the exact same thing, only more portable...

Person 1: ...did you say something? STEVE JOBS<3
by Pseudonym_3 January 27, 2010
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A very expensive device used to clean up Steve Jobs after he has a period. Often refered to as a "friggn big iPhone"
"Sure you use tampons i use an iPad in style!"
by Dat_jew January 28, 2010
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An iPad is an electronic device that a Bostonian would call what a non-Bostonian calls an iPod.
Bostonian #1 - Eyy Bahb, I just stole this guy's iPad!

Bostonian #2 - Quick! Get in the Cah!
by ThunderM005e April 26, 2010
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Apple's latest addition to its range of appliances, the iPad is a new breakthrough technology in sanitary care for women. It's new technology interface could even make menstruation fun for women everywhere. The iPad comes in three sizes, 16GB (Grams of Blood) being the smallest, and reaching the Maxi iPad, 64GB.

It holds up to 10 Hours of soaking life, and has a brilliant touch interface that makes it easier than ever for users.

Including Apples latest A4 chip, it has accelerometers to control flow and a light sensitivity chip to adjust light for users at any time of the day or night.

The iPad introduces a brand new media entertainment front to its users. With built in speakers and brilliant display, if it's that time of the month you can still keep your man entertained with movies music and full access to the internet.
Starting at 500 USD, the iPad will be the latest girl accessory, with third-party developers already looking at writing apps for more comfort, control, reliability and entertainment.
'Hey I just got one of those knew iPad's!'
'Oh yeah? What's it like?'

'Man you gotta have a go at one of these iPad's! So absorbent, so entertaining, so long lasting! Steve Jobs really has done it this time!'
by McLovincheesecake January 28, 2010
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The next generation of failed expectations, especially in reference to devices ripped from Star Trek.
"I hope the new iCommunicator won't turn out to be another iPad."
by Joshua Fan January 27, 2010
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