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Oh, my iPhone just iFucked the shit out of me!
by lauren stern December 11, 2008
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when you buy an iPhone and break it within a week of purchase by dropping, sitting on, or just flat out losing it.
I dropped my iphone wednesday and due to iPhones No-Insurance policy I've been iFucked.
by TebowLookAlike February 03, 2010
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When you have just had incredible sex with someone far, far away via the iPhone!
Wow! I've just been iFucked so well!!!
by Elevated view February 11, 2010
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