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iCunt by ~*~twunt~*~ October 27, 2005
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iCunt
An irritating iPhone user who endlessly tinkers on it. A worst case senario: somebody at a wedding who cuts in front of or hovers behind or puts their wide load arse in the way of a CONTRACTED photographer at a wedding.
Me: "I couldn't get the shot!!! Some iCunt got in the way!!!!" And as a result, photographer panics becuase some iCunt doesn't realise it's their JOB to take the freaking shots ...
iCunt
An auspicious and vile person typically vindictive and capricious. Tending to be unhelpful and bossy
Origins:
Tokyo Japan. Normally in the CG business or animation studios used for foreigners about their local co-workers
Origins:
Tokyo Japan. Normally in the CG business or animation studios used for foreigners about their local co-workers
Have to stay late and finish those shots. The iCunts told me I shouldn't leave before the boss does.
Or
Joseph: My office is full of iCunts!
Christobal: Nah, they are just normal cunts.
Or
Joseph: My office is full of iCunts!
Christobal: Nah, they are just normal cunts.
iCunt by TheBabaCult November 14, 2019
icunt
A guy typically named Emil or Icon who is just a degenerate piece of shit and goes to great lengths to be an asshole while being completely delusional and in denial of being said asshole.
Person 1: "yo dude that guy gave me beef because I have a roiddick"
Person 2: "Fuck that guy, he's probably an icunt"
Person 2: "Fuck that guy, he's probably an icunt"
icunt by Deluded Cunt May 7, 2018
iCult
1. Their leader/s may claim a special, exclusive ministry, revelation or position of authority given by Steve Jobs.
3. They use intimidation or psycho manipulation to keep Apple fans loyal to their ranks. This could be in the form of marketing of dire calamity sent by Steve Jobs if they leave; being shunned by their family and friends etc. This is a vital part of the mind control process.
4. Apple fans will be expected to give substantial financial support to the iCult. This could be compulsory tithing (which is checked); signing over all their property on entering the iCult; coercive methods of instilling guilt on those who have not contributed; selling other goods for the iCult as part of their "ministry".
5. iPad-based cults may ridicule technologies that take up free-will offerings
6. There will be great emphasis on loyalty to the iCult and its marketing. The lives of Apple fans will be totally absorbed into the iCult's activities. They will have little or no time to think for themselves because of physical and emotional exhaustion. This is also a vital part of the mind control process.
9. Any dissent or questioning of the iCult's marketing is discouraged. Criticism in any form is seen as rebellion. There will be an emphasis on authority, unquestioning obedience and submission.
Refugees of the iCult are usually faced with confrontations by other Apple fans with coercion to get them to return to the iCult.
3. They use intimidation or psycho manipulation to keep Apple fans loyal to their ranks. This could be in the form of marketing of dire calamity sent by Steve Jobs if they leave; being shunned by their family and friends etc. This is a vital part of the mind control process.
4. Apple fans will be expected to give substantial financial support to the iCult. This could be compulsory tithing (which is checked); signing over all their property on entering the iCult; coercive methods of instilling guilt on those who have not contributed; selling other goods for the iCult as part of their "ministry".
5. iPad-based cults may ridicule technologies that take up free-will offerings
6. There will be great emphasis on loyalty to the iCult and its marketing. The lives of Apple fans will be totally absorbed into the iCult's activities. They will have little or no time to think for themselves because of physical and emotional exhaustion. This is also a vital part of the mind control process.
9. Any dissent or questioning of the iCult's marketing is discouraged. Criticism in any form is seen as rebellion. There will be an emphasis on authority, unquestioning obedience and submission.
Refugees of the iCult are usually faced with confrontations by other Apple fans with coercion to get them to return to the iCult.
Person 1: "Preston has actually pre-ordered the iPad."
Person 2: "Yeah, hes such a douchebag"
Person 1: "Go easy man. He needs help. Hes been assimilated by the iCult"
Person 2: "still a douchebag though"
Person 1: "true dat!"
Person 2: "Yeah, hes such a douchebag"
Person 1: "Go easy man. He needs help. Hes been assimilated by the iCult"
Person 2: "still a douchebag though"
Person 1: "true dat!"
iCult by u-no-its-true April 6, 2010
iGunt
A person who has recently bought an iPhone, is amazed by it and persists to play with it like a young child finding their genitals for the first time.
Person 1: What's for dinner?
Person 2: i dunno bruv, let me just check my dinner app...
Person 1: Boy, you is an iGunt!
Person 2: i dunno bruv, let me just check my dinner app...
Person 1: Boy, you is an iGunt!
iGunt by useless definition man July 18, 2009