iCrapping 

Ostensibly taking a crap but in actuality sitting on the toilet checking email, Facebook, Twitter, etc. on your iPhone.

Every night my boyfriend spends a half hour iCrapping when he gets home form work. I don't mind since I don't have to watch him, but he's holding up dinner!

iCrapping by Ouija CA May 25, 2010

scrapping 

(verb) The act of collecting various discarded and unwanted scrap metals and taking such precious metals to a scrapyard for a small but helpful monetary reward. Scrapping is oftentimes very hard and dirty work for a relatively small payoff.

Johnny had been unemployed for a stretch now and was struggling to find any decent work. He had lately taken to the toil and trouble of scrapping so he could at least keep his cigarette habit and continue smoking.

scrapping by Nikki Stixx January 28, 2019

crapping around 

Hanging out where there is the greatest concentration of great deals and values.

We were just crapping around at the Piggly Wiggly and found soup 3 for a dollar!

crapping around by daveburdick December 22, 2007

crapping you negative

Meaning "I'm not kidding." An equivalent of "I shit you not."

Said by the character Glen (played by actor Sam McMurray) in the Coen Brothers' movie "Raising Arizon"

Person 1: Did you hear that Brad and Jen broke up?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: I'm crapping you negative.

crapping you negative by FelixPen June 1, 2006

scrapping 

fighting, physical fight, punching , hand to hand fight

Man, those two fools were straight up scrapping.

scrapping by Kangoe Joe October 27, 2003

crapping flu 

when a person has the stomach flu and continues to visit the bathroom to take a crap every 5 minutes

i have been going to the bathroom nonstop. i have the crapping flu.

crapping flu by betbug February 11, 2009

Crapping Negative 

Constant whining or negative comments, statements and attitude. Regardless of how great something is this person will always find a way to crap negative all over it. Being around them or reading their comments for too long makes you want to kick kittens. You find them especially on Facebook or other forms of social networking.

(as might be posted on social media sites)

"I should be happy that I just won the mega lotto, but I have to pay a butt load of taxes on the money and will probably die before I can spend it. FML.. sorry to be crapping negative.. I just hate my life."

Crapping Negative by MidwesternMamaH December 28, 2010