I thought my air pods were on- 

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

I thought my air pods were on- by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021

Free Ipods 

Great example of false advertising. Instead of paying direct cash for an overpriced mp3 player, you succumb to the soul craving corporate conglomerates by signing up for any number of "offers." A successfull offer earns credit towards a free ipod. These "offers" tend to be premium (read: costly) coupon saving subscriptions and/or skin cream demos. The only hitch is trying to cancel a subscription to said offer. After completing the offer, all you have to do is force 5 people to do the same.

I got this free ipod by ordering 5 gallons of face cream. Want a coupon?

Free Ipods by jesus March 18, 2005

ipodsterbating 

Playing with one's tech gadget, usually an ipod or iphone, with such extreme attention that they become unaware of their surroundings.

All through lunch he was off in his own world ipodsterbating.

ipodsterbating by Fluffy_V February 11, 2010

stray ipods 

Ipods left in a car after smoking marijuana. Usually forgotten about by the high people.

Dude I have so many stray ipods in my car right now.
Dude u have crazy stray ipods in this car

stray ipods by Kavin Chertits May 25, 2008