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i’m listening to jubilee line

dude if one of friend tells you “i’m listening to jubilee line” “i really relate to jubilee line” or sends you the song ‘jubilee line’ theyre extremely depressed and need company right now
bro #1: wyd?
bro #2: i’m listening to jubilee line
bro #1: bro are you ok? want to talk about it? we love you
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I'm only 12 and I'm listening to this song

A comment often left on older youtube music videos. A way for kids to congratulate themselves for listening to a song that is usually older than they are. They believe that this fact makes them better than everyone else, and smarter than anyone who listens to today's pop music.
Kid: OMG I'm only 12 and I'm listening to this song. I was born in the wrong generation!!!

I'm not listening 

I am so attracted to you right at this moment, that I am totally unaware of what you are saying, because all I can think of is kissing you, so let's go.

Kiss me!
Boy "I have to go to the bank, I am rearranging my accounts, then I need to take my car for a tune up, then........."

Adoring girl.......interrupts with "I'm not listening"
she clearly has something else in mind....stop talking
I'm not listening by lastword1 April 13, 2008

I'm not listening to rocket man 

An expression to mean that you're not doing anything at the moment.
Josh: Yohann, what you up to?
Yohann: I'm not listening to rocket man

Stfu im listening to 

Something that you say when someone is trying to talk to you but you want to ignore them.
Fred: Hey could I get some money please?
Isaiah: stfu im listening to playboi carti
Stfu im listening to by Yessir184 February 3, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026