i'd fuck a goat

A saying meaning im down for anything or I will do anything.

Muhammad: What do you want to do today?

Kumar: I'd fuck a goat.

i'd fuck a goat by Petter Hegamon January 2, 2009

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I'd fuck with that

Used in a similar way to "fucking around." Sort of like, I'd vibe with that, I'm down with it, etc. Unrelated to sex.

"I'd fuck with apple juice so hard."
"Existentialism? I'd fuck with that."
"Yo bro, wanna go to the bar?" "Yeah, I'd fuck with that."

I'd fuck with that by throwingoranges January 28, 2017

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I'd fuck Meg Griffin

To express extreme sympathy or heartfelt feeling towards someone or something that is unwanted or unappreciated.

After feeling sorry for those freshmen girls who tried to score the hot seniors, I examined only the hottest ones & said to myself: "I'd fuck Meg Griffin".

I'd fuck Meg Griffin by b_rock44 March 2, 2011

I'd fuck that couch

A covert way of saying "I'd tap that ass" or "I'd hit that" were the "couch" equates to the the woman you you want to have sex with or the vagina you want to explore. Derived from Dave Chapelles "Chapelle Show" from his Charlie Murphy / Rick James skit.

"Yo, check that out son... I'd fuck that couch."

I'd fuck that couch by Joshua the sexiest beast alive January 5, 2012