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1. A female who says they have no affection towards her boyfriend, however, complains to the world about his lack of affection towards her, at all times.

2. Erin Murray
"I need an FC so I can go back in time to reunite with him..."

"Shut up, hypocrite."
by Shady Inference1 February 03, 2009
when people talk trash on other people but are the biggest brown nosers to them
girl is talking trash on this other girl
-girl comes up to the other girl
then the girl who is talking trash on the girl who walks up is kissing her butt
so therefore that trash talkin depressed girl is a hypocrite
by broccoli babes June 21, 2007
See Human.
Christian Preacher: ...Christianity is a peaceful religion... now lets raise some money for the wars of this great American nation.
Atheist bystander: Wow, what a hypocrite!

Parents: Now son, it is wrong to hit people just because your mad... now turn on to the hockey game, and lets watch millionaires fight because they are passionate for the game.
by humans are all equal.. December 04, 2010
One who is critical of hippopotamus'.
I say, that hippopotamus can't rap!
by Hi nooT June 06, 2010

-someone who is hollow inside

-where what they claim they represent isn't actually what they believe

-lack personal experience of what their talking about

-however if what their being "hypocritical" about is a belief, they might actually end up believing in it, fake hopes and dreams

-someone who thinks others should be punished for doing something they believe is wrong
teacher is a hypocrite for putting the kid in detention
by LeonLeos September 14, 2009
A Hypocrite is one of these:
1) One who professes something then does not carry it out.
2) One who carries out something he professes against.
3) A chav.
1) "Always make sure the safety button is... AAAAARGGH!DAMMIT!!!"
2) "Dont do bittorrent, kids!" (later on) "Come on! Damn peers gimme more speed!"
3) Chav: "Nobb-ed!" Human Being: "How Ironic..."
by Cpl. G1bl3t15m November 25, 2007
A word for someone who is and/or does the same thing that they accuse others of doing or being.

Most commonly found in dating, battle of the sexes, marriage, politics, parenting, divorce, high school and acts of jealousy.

An annoying form of insanity (because one would have to have a twisted view to be repeatedly hypocritical), stupidity and immaturity.
Annoying hypocrite "I had sex with this slut last night"
Non-hypocrite "Then are you not a slut too? And what if she like sex more than you but is just more sucessful? If you could nail every chick you would. Doesn't that make you also slut AND a bit of a loser?"
Annoying hypocrite "No, men are studs and allowed to have sex but if a woman does she is a slut"
Non-hypocrite "Then who are you supposed to have sex with if women are not allowed?"

Different Annoying hypocrite "That guy was a verbally abusive, good for nothing loser! I told him that last night"

Different Annoying hypocrite 2 "I dumped him because he was obsessed with breasts.. plus his penis was too small"
by Erinnnn April 20, 2008