(N) A person who states that they are a Christian, believe in Christian values, and may even preach the gospel, yet are hateful and unforgiving. Such a person will often talk of the love of Jesus, will talk of morals, will talk of doing good, but will hold people to high expectations, may be judgmental, and extremely prideful.
Kirsten is such a hypochristian. She talks of forgiveness and all that other crap, but she's still mad at me for that fight we had over a year ago!
by SpiSpi June 20, 2005
(1) Much like a hypocrite, a hypochristian is one who acts and/or self-proclaims themselves to be a Christian or have Christian-like qualities, beliefs and virtues in public, church or anywhere else people can observe them.
(2) A person who judges and sets Christian-like standards for other people, even though they do not possess the same particular characteristics/qualities.
(2) A person who judges and sets Christian-like standards for other people, even though they do not possess the same particular characteristics/qualities.
Joe: Man, how can Brittany lecture me about having sex before marriage, when she has slept with the whole baseball team?
Chris: I dunno dude. She's a Hypochristian.
Chris: I dunno dude. She's a Hypochristian.
by xKODIAKx March 25, 2009
He didn't even leave the Church yet, not even one step outside, he's cursing up a storm, and eyeing up the ladies. What a HypoChristian.
by Disgruntled Christian June 23, 2011
One who uses religion as a weapon or shield for personal gain or for the sole purpose of performing devious acts of some sort.
by The gorilla man January 17, 2013
basically, it's someone who claims to be a Christian but doesn't follow the teachings of Jesus. They often go to church on the Sabbath wearing dresses and suits and ties, play a prominent role in the congregation, are married and have children. They tend to vote exclusively Republican (but not always) and try to bully the local community to pass laws favorable to their point of view, try to force their point of view on EVERYBODY around them, try to establish a Christian Iran in America, and brag about how moral they are and how loyal the family is to them. They tend to be white racists, prejudiced against all those who are not like them. Women hypochristians often are soccer moms. To sum it up, a hypochristian is usually a neo con, a "conservative Christian", although some are also of the liberal persuasion, too.
Brad has a wife who he beats up to a pulp every week, and a 15-year-old male lover on the side. He also has raped his daughter and her school friend, as well as "done it" with his dog, Dexter. He has stolen money from church, tries to force his views on the community, considers what he don't like to be "liberal" or "communist" or "godless". He brags about his Christianity but often tells racist jokes at work. He is a hypochristian to the max.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 30, 2006
An off shoot of a hypocrite.Those snotty ass church going folks that always praise themselves as the ideal christian and try to force others into behaving more accordingly as they see it fit based on their own actions. The clencher is that when they get home they are they perfect flying examples of satan on earth. Most often they are very crude, disgusting, and perverted people.
"Harry is such a hypochristian. I know for a fact that he rapes his daughter, and he acts like he's a fucking saint."
by Ryan and Toby March 27, 2003
A person who proclaims christian values while acting in the opposite manner. A portmanteau of hypocrite and christian.
During the divorce, his outwardly fine, upstanding, church-going parents-in-law were nasty, underhanded and dishonest. This caused him to invent the word hypochristian to describe their behaviour.
by misterekz September 23, 2011