the belief of illness when none is present. not being sick, but being uncool. you are not ill if you have hypochondria
lil wayne has hypochondria
by j-rob mad fresh May 15, 2010
1) A disease where a person thinks he or she has a major problem with their body that could put them in critical condition or even kill them.

2) An illness when people are scared something is wrong with them; 1 of 5 people suffer from it in the United States.
Katie had hypochondria so she was always scared that she had a major problem with her body.
by special a <3 May 08, 2008
The mental state wherein you're extremely paranoid of catching a disease you (probably) don't have.
John is such a hypochondriac. Whenever he has the sniffles, he thinks that he has an auto-immune deficiency.
by Relationship February 29, 2012
1. a declaration made by medical professionals and blowhards when faced with an illness they can't decode with a quick once over or basic blood test. This conclusion is often reached once insurance benefits are maxed out, or even more rapidly if the person is uninsured or has an HMO. By assuring the patient that he or she does not actually suffer from the symptoms they visibly see and feel, these doctors can dispense the coveted diagnosis of crazy before moving on to the next obviously crazy not-sick patient. This hypochondria declaration also helps distracted doctors maintain something sort of like integrity, because it's not like they didn't know or didn't try, and it's not that insurance companies suck or that it's sometimes hard to pinpoint a cause and treat it -- really, it's just the dirty, dirty patient's fault for being so darn kooky. Very similar to miserable women being perpetually diagnosed with hysteria back in the day, except no one prescribes vibrators for treatment anymore.

2. the default response of narcissists who consider those suffering illness inconvenient.
1. Well, antibiotics didn't work, so we've been thinking it must be all in your head. I'm writing you a prescription for hypochondria. Pfizer has been working on a great formula for you. You might have heard of it, since the name is written on this pen I'm using. Now, I've got a tee time to make...

2. Even since I was diagnosed with hypochondria, the rash melting the skin from the left side of my body has totally cleared. I'm really grateful to my doctor for noticing it was a massive hallucination.
by aboom March 06, 2013

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