Dental Hygienist

The Hot Girls at the Dentist Office who clean your teeth and tell you to brush more often. They accidentally brush their breasts against you and use the suction too.

A dental hygienist is the cute blonde who cleans your teeth every 6 mos. that you secretely have a crush on.

Dental Hygienist by Casey X. March 17, 2009

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hygienically challenged

a person who is unable to maintain proper hygene.

Audra: "Wow Brandon, you really need to take a bath"
Brandon: " But Audra, it's only been 4 days!"
Audra: "That is not acceptable, take a bath. You are starting to make me believe that you are hygienically challenged."

hygienically challenged by Audra and Brandon July 18, 2006

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The Oral Hygienist

Otherwise known as "the dentist" or "the dental hygienist", the oral hygienist is the lost art of giving two guys head at the same time, in the sense that the multiple penises represent the dental tools.

Guy 1: dude i totally had a three way last night with this random dude and this chick

Guy 2: oh nice... i think... you didn't cross swords did you?

Guy 1: Are you kidding me, we gave her the oral hygienist, she totally got the fluoride treatment.

Guy 2: nice.

The Oral Hygienist by squantooo March 26, 2009

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hygienist

Person who people pay £100 an hour to clean their teeth because they're too lazy to floss

I paid the hygienist £100 because I couldn't be bothered to floss

hygienist by Sartorigd November 16, 2015

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hygienical

the act of becoming clean and presentable. can apply to people or things.

"i am going to go get all hygienical for my date with alissa- i hear she puts out!"

"no- you can't come over- my house is NOT hygienical right now"

hygienical by sassy May 23, 2005

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