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(Hoosac Valley High School) An institution in which alcohol is more important than water, drugs are the number-one source of a person's income, and football players get away with anything, including assault and driving under the influence. The ratio of Caucasians to minorities is 200:1. Also, if you are a male and have long hair, you are instantly popular. Emo kids, however, are frowned upon.
-Yo man, I wanna get DRUNK!
-Okay, let's go find some kids who go to HVHS, they know where the parties are at.

-Dude, did I just see a black guy?
-No, that must have just been your shadow. We're at HVHS, moron!

-Woah, Ben's got awesome hair!
-Guess he's the most popular kid in the grade.
HVHS by Urban Dictionary November 21, 2006

hochstadt 

When a funny joke is made while the audience of the joke is laughing at the joke somebody says a similar joke to add on to it or say somethign similar which totally ruins the joke and makes it not funny anymore and ruins it.
Please do not hochstadt this joke.

That joke was funny until James hochstatded it.
The stink that emanates from a drunken bowling alley manager
Dude, finish your beer so we can escape this oppressive Hochstein

Hochstadt 

an object that is circular and rotund in stature and form
"Hey, feel this ball. Does it feel
Hochstadt to you?"
Hochstadt by Alex Schoenbaum November 9, 2003

Hoosac Valley High School(HVHS) 

A school full of kids who will kick Drury High Schools students asses on and off the fields. A school full of kids who can fight and wont run away to there mom and cal the cops when a fight is planned. HVHS is better in sports fighting and getting girls. Drury is full of a bunch of pussys
Hoosac Valley High School(HVHS) beats Drury again in football this week they are unstoppable

Hochstetler

A Hochstetler is a brave, intelligent , and kind hero who always gets the girl. A hochstetler also is so sexy that most girls get wet at just the sight of him
Girl:wow that was amazing that Hochstetler is a great love maker
Hochstetler by Hobwell Jr. April 18, 2011
Horizontal and vertical clitoris hood piercing
I have 2 combined piercings hch and vch making it a hvch cross!
hvch by Hot biker MILF September 19, 2013