hochstadt 

When a funny joke is made while the audience of the joke is laughing at the joke somebody says a similar joke to add on to it or say somethign similar which totally ruins the joke and makes it not funny anymore and ruins it.

Please do not hochstadt this joke.

That joke was funny until James hochstatded it.

hochstadt by dvsdgkvsdfjbvdfkbkdfnbkldnfbvk March 16, 2009

Hochstadt 

an object that is circular and rotund in stature and form

"Hey, feel this ball. Does it feel
Hochstadt to you?"

Hochstadt by Alex Schoenbaum November 9, 2003

Hofstadter's Law

“Hofstadter's Law” is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law (which is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law).

Dude, I knew this job was gona take longer than I expected, so I quoted extra, but now it’s taking even longer than that.
Hofstadter's Law is screwing me over

Hofstadter's Law by cjbatz May 8, 2009

Leonard Hofstadter 

Sheldon Cooper's best friend and roommate on the show The Big Bang Theory. He is a man with godlike powers, as he is able to survive Sheldon's constant knack for annoying others to the extreme.

Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.

Leonard Hofstadter by We Are Anonymous November 13, 2014

Penny Hofstadter 

She is the wife of Leonard Hofstader in Big Bang Theory and also has a bestie named Amy Farrah Fowler

Penny: Molecules
Leonard: Let’s go

Penny: to where?
Leonard: to my bed to remove everything on your body except those glasses
Me: (Has to include Penny Hofstadter)
Also Me: Damn it

Penny Hofstadter by That stuff animal October 23, 2019

Hochstetler

A Hochstetler is a brave, intelligent , and kind hero who always gets the girl. A hochstetler also is so sexy that most girls get wet at just the sight of him

Girl:wow that was amazing that Hochstetler is a great love maker

Hochstetler by Hobwell Jr. April 18, 2011

Patrick hockstatter 

the hottest man in IT, hands down. Basically the new chad

"Bro that dudes a total patrick hockstatter!"

Patrick hockstatter by patricksno1fan August 8, 2022