HerpAlert 

An online, electronic portal that privately offers patients diagnosis and treatment of herpes simplex virus (cold sores and genital herpes). 100% encrypted and secure. Takes less than five minutes. Prescriptions are sent to the pharmacy of the patient's choice.

Yo fam, My date on Friday is straight fire but I might need to go to {HerpAlert} first. Not about spreading that virus.

HerpAlert by Z Cloud October 19, 2017

herpatratin' 

When an individual with a cold sore (herpes simplex B) claims to have a "sun or fever" blister when it is obviously a cold sore. They are "hepatratin'."

Example 1:

Becky: "OMG! I was at the beach this weekend and I got this sun blister." Jody: "Girl, stop herpatratin'! You and I both know that's a cold sore."

Example 2:
"Can I have drink?"
"Hell no! You're herpatratin'!"

herpatratin' by woogienutts August 19, 2012

herpaderping 

a lazy carefree attitude and gross negligence of time and productivity. This wasted time usually comprises of interneting, sleeping and looking clueless.

Hey Derp what were you doing for the last 3 hours?!? I was herpaderping.

Stahp Herpaderping and get your work done!

herpaderping by nemxomen November 25, 2013

herpagonosyphilaids

A condition in which a person has multiple STDs. Usually acquired by promiscuous fucktards who refuse to use condoms during intercourse. Used to signify how nasty someone is.

I heard John got herpagonosyphilaids from all those hooknasties.

herpagonosyphilaids by koalaroo February 28, 2008

Herpanini 

Any of several viral diseases causing the eruption of extremely large blisterlike vesicles on the skin or mucous membranes approximately the size of a panini, this includes herpanini simplex or herpanini zoster.

For years the Italian bun fermented in the perfect environment. After the invasion of France to the North of Italy in 1527, the French converted the original recipe. the new mix have showed great results.

Herpanini is widely spread in most parts of the western world. most herpes suffers feel that they should upgrade for the bigger and better herpanini.

Damn, that herpanini' has got too much mayo in it!

do you think toasting that herpanini too much will dry it out?

you have got some herpanini juice on your left cheek.

Herpanini by CastIron Shoe Monkey October 27, 2011

herpasyphilaids 

rare disease which causes dickenpox contracted through sexual contact with a transvestite cadaver

o shit i have herpasyphilaids

herpasyphilaids by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

herpagonasiphillchlamaidshepcrabvagitis 

herpes, gonorrhea, siphillis, chlamidia, aids, hepatitis, vaginitis, and crabs in one, easy to pronounce word

dude, i heard that someone in our school has herpagonasiphillchlamaidshepcrabvagitis! apparently, five hundred billion years ago, she was created by satan and god was so super pissed so he froze her in liquid carbonite and threw her to the depths of hell. well as the world grew older, she got ever closer to the surface of the planet. sources say that in 1927, african scientists found her and unfroze her body and she made each of them do the naughty with her. now there was one scientist for every disease she carried and each could only receive one of the diseases so herpes passed to one, chlamadia to another, until they all passed. then she had the scientists go to all parts of the world to spread the diseases so she can become stronger. that's how all std's were created and then spread throughout the world:)

herpagonasiphillchlamaidshepcrabvagitis by Das Coq July 30, 2009