Plane Humped 

when despite your best efforts you are are unintentionally

groped by the stranger sitting in the seat next to you during a plane trip.

Most commonly occurs during long haul flights, after alcohol or sleeping aids are consumed.

I was watching the in flight movie when I the guy next to me passed out and plane humped my shoulder!

I woke up and the chick beside me was passed out with her hand on my thigh- I so got plane humped!

Plane Humped by EmSquared725 September 15, 2010

humptied

disgraced by inebriation, embarassingly drunk, negatively affected by the consumption of alcohol (etymology; humpty-dumpty: "humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings' horses and all the king's men, couldn't put humpty together again---")

"Like yo, she drank a whole fifth of vodka and got humptied fallin' down the stairs!"

"I got humptied last night, pukin' all over the floor and fallin' on people."

humptied by Spike Endpiece January 11, 2008

humped 

sexed vigorously

She was humped like a demented ferret!

humped by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Trump Humped 

The act of a person taking a pussy picking it up an eating the whole thing.

You Trump Humped someone so don't say a thing

Trump Humped by TRUMP=SUICIDE November 14, 2016

Humped Zebra Crossing 

A term used in the UK for a giant speed bump with a striped crosswalk on top of it.

He bottomed out his csr on the humped zebra crossing.

Humped Zebra Crossing by Mark January 21, 2005

rhino humped 

goin up behind sum1,then grab them by their shoulders,an take ur knee n shuve it into the persons ass as hard as u can.

fuck i got rhino humped by ronnie the other day n it hurt so bad!!!

rhino humped by travis polovich July 22, 2006

Humped and Dumped 

When you or your partner had sex and then proceeded to forget everything about you afterwards.

When a person becomes a humped and dumped victim, here are usual quotes that come after their "diagnosis"

- "Bitch, I thought you loved me! I thought we were going to have a life together..."
- "Hold on, I'm not done yet."
- "You gave bad hummers anyway."
- "Guess it's a great time to tell you that I was trying to hit on your hot friend."
- "Does this mean I have to pay you the $100 now?"
- "HA-HA! Enjoy my gonorrea."

Humped and Dumped by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 22, 2007