humpka 

a Russian girl who is homely and large but you have sex with her on the sly when you are completely shithoused

TEXT MESSAGE
Recipient: Humpka
Date: 06 03 2006
Time: 03:15 am
Message: i am comming over ther to scramble your egggs! brace yourself@!

humpka by das nyetminder June 11, 2006

humpnado 

An orgy.

Things got slippery at the humpnado on Saturday!

humpnado by I, Wreckerrr March 14, 2017

Humpany

-noun- a hump or bootycall that comes over to not only hump but hang out for a bit too. similar to a friend with benefits but s/hes not a really a friend, they are just good at pillow talk.

"oh no, you can't come over to visit, i have humpany coming over tonight"

Humpany by BAMBIE July 18, 2007

Humpback Whale

Humpback Whales, also known as “behemoths” or “beluga whales” are Endangered creatures whom are large, sensitive, and are known for lack of common sense. They often weigh around 300+ pounds. Their goal is to erase men off the planet. #saveouroceans

If you touch a Humpback Whale, this behemoth will consider it as rape.

Humpback Whale by YaboiChria May 19, 2019

Humpalicious 

Someone that you find extremely attractive. A person you want to "hump" is humpalicious. You call a person humpalicious that you think is hot.

Girl 1: "Oh My God!!! That guy over there is really hot!!!"
Girl 2: "Yea!! He is so humpalicious!!!"

Humpalicious by **ViCiOuS** October 26, 2010

HollaBack Humpday 

When you send out an invitation to one of your regular bootycalls on a social media sight for Wednesday night.

damn Its Wednesday and I'm horny...I'ma HollaBack Humpday my gurl Patricia on her Facebook wall and see if she's free!

HollaBack Humpday by Sexyandbored January 17, 2013

humpcatting

The act of thrusting one's hips forward and launching a projectile panther from one's crotch. Best depicted in the video "Powerthirst 2." Its creation has been credited to you, because you are "too energetic for normal sports."

"Similar to Bear Blasting"

Person 1: "Hey, do you want to play some football?"

Person 2: "No, but I've been practicing my humpcatting!"

humpcatting by Dorthu January 12, 2008