To suddenly and almost violently become sober at any moment of being drunk off your ass. Named after Hummerdoodle, who suddenly and almost violently became sober after a hard night of beer pong.

umm, what the fuck.. I think i just Hummerdoodled... zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba....... fuck....

HummerDoodle by HummerDoodle August 9, 2009

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hammerooski

A funny-sounding word to imply excessive drunkenness or intoxication; a variation of "hammered"

I am so hammerooski.

I was so hammerooski at the John Mayer concert that I yukerooskied all over my buddy's car.

hammerooski by H.A. Dinga August 4, 2007

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hummerhoonded

to be shocked but more advanced

Jahleneah was hummerhoonded

hummerhoonded by iam Hummerhoonded June 9, 2022

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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