humburger

When you're suck two dicks in your mouth at the same time and start humming the star spangled banner.

Jenny gave Steve and I a humburger at the party last night.

humburger by wiki-diki May 13, 2018

humbuker 

A sexual act
where one member farts in the other persons eye and then to take a poo on the same eye

Tom got humbukered the other day, it was disgusting

humbuker by ingera December 31, 2007

bah humburgers 

An expression used when a situation or event is very unpleasant, or you're in a generally bad mood. Taken from 'bah humbug', Scrooge's universally renowned phrase, humburgers are reserved for very aggravating situations. For extreme irritation, see humburgers with cheese

Fat guy: So, yeah, could I get your number?
Girl: Sorry, I don't date men with breasts that are bigger than mine.
Fat guy: Bah humburgers!

bah humburgers by Ruum December 1, 2004

humburger

Chowing down on a hamburger while a girl is enjoying your cock meat sandwich.

In honor of RJ Umberger, go Flyers! YEP!

While watching the Flyers and eating a Bubba burger, I received a humburger from my slampig as Umberger scored the winning goal.

humburger by YEP Logjammer May 3, 2008

humbuggeration 

A declaration of annoyance, boredom or other negative emotion. Also available for use as a 'filler' in conversation.

By the way, I invented this word, shortly after 'humbugger' (which wasn't interesting enough to warrant putting on here but means just about the same, but is not as strong a word)

While fixing a dishwasher, the drain hose splits, spilling its contents over the floor - so you shout 'HUMBUGGERATION' in annoyance

While sitting on MSN, you are bored, so you say 'humbuggeration' to everyone you're talking to and then when they ask why you say you're bored. If you're really lucky one of them might get naked on webcam (never worked for me)
(this is better than saying 'lol' or 'lolol', which makes no sense anyway - laugh out loud out loud)

While talking to a mate about how boring/crap life is, you both run out of something to say for a minute, so you say 'Ahh, humbuggeration' to fill the gap.

humbuggeration by Snickers October 17, 2007

humbuggery 

A noun to describe an unpleasant situation. Derives from "bah, humbug."

"The sheer humbuggery of it all sickens me!"

humbuggery by Paul Hatman October 2, 2006

humburgers 

A very disgruntled expression, humburgers are truly unpleasant.

When Bush won the 2004 election, John Kerry let out an exasperated 'bah humburgers!'

humburgers by Ruum December 1, 2004