humbullshit

a method of showing off or bragging by adopting a super humble attitude

Dad: "Congratulations son, you just won 2nd place at States!"
Kid: "Na, I only ran a mile in 4:38. That's not that good."
Dad: "Cut the humbullshit boy and go have victory sex with your girlfriend!"

humbullshit by Da Sperminator June 18, 2011

dallas humballing 

getting a woman to suck your balls whilst humming the theme tune of dallas.

du du du du du du du du du dallas humballing

dallas humballing by dodothebiy December 16, 2009

humball 

(1) The act of taking a man's testicle(s) in your mouth and going "HMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!".

See also "bawhum" (scots) and "plum hum".

(2) Can also be used as a derogatory term.

(1) That Tracey that works in Abdul's Kebabs gives a mean humball if you buy her a half of Bucky!

(2) See Alec in sales? A right humball and no mistake.

humball by juux December 22, 2004

Humbeled

when a guy helps you out or leads you in the right direction only you don't see it for what it is until much later.

"That was uncool for him to up and leave like he did, but looking back on things now it was the best thing he could've done for both of us because now we have a real chance. Yeah, I was humbeled by his foresight"

humstun

Humbeled by you just got licked January 9, 2011

Hubbell-Staeble 

Hubbell-Staeble

A Hubbell-Staeble is an American who is descended from the royalty of a small European nation.
These countries include but are not limited to, Latvia, Luxembourg, Croatia, Estonia, and Lithuania.

Susan's great grandfather was the king of Latvia, she lives in the U.S. that makes her a Hubbell-Staeble.`

Hubbell-Staeble by cacatour April 20, 2009

humballs 

The act of humming while teabagging, inducing pleasure from the vibration

man, my bird was teabagging me last night then gave me the humballs. sweet!

humballs by Tabannell May 18, 2006

Humbelievable 

When something is sooo smelly, its humbelievable!

A combination of humming and the smell actually being believable.

Tom: "Pwoooaaar, when did you clean this flat?"
Ben: "Yeah... I have not cleaned it for decades!"
Tom: "It's HUMBELIEVABLE"

Humbelievable by tphere October 7, 2011