humbler 

A piece of bondage equipment designed to immobilize males. A humbler consists of two bars about 24" long with hardware to clamp them together. The bars are notched in the center. To use the humbler the male bends at the waist and knees and his ball sack is pulled back through his legs. The humbler is then clamped into place across the scrotum between the testicles and penis behind the male's thighs with the scrotum in the notch. Once in place it is impossible for the male to straighten his legs without painful streaching of the ball sack. Being in a humbler is a humilating experience for male subs, and brings B&D sessions to a new level.

Buffy told us last night last night she tried out a humbler on her new boyfriend. She said at first boy was he surprised. Then after a while he seemed to like it. Now he's her bitch LOL.

humbler by elbert March 17, 2007

Humbaster 

A woman who after performing fellatio, unbeknownst to the man, spits his semen into a turkey baster and deposits it in her womb. After 9 fruitful months gives birth to the humbasted baby and then often proceeds to sue for childsupport.

He didn't even know the chick and she gave him a blowy in the alley behind the bar and turkey basted herself with it. Watch out for that humbaster.

Humbaster by drclownpenis May 23, 2011

dallas humballing 

getting a woman to suck your balls whilst humming the theme tune of dallas.

du du du du du du du du du dallas humballing

dallas humballing by dodothebiy December 16, 2009

humball 

(1) The act of taking a man's testicle(s) in your mouth and going "HMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!".

See also "bawhum" (scots) and "plum hum".

(2) Can also be used as a derogatory term.

(1) That Tracey that works in Abdul's Kebabs gives a mean humball if you buy her a half of Bucky!

(2) See Alec in sales? A right humball and no mistake.

humball by juux December 22, 2004

hezballer 

Someone who is such a baller that they go beyond baller status; a mega-baller

Look at those ladies on Kofi Annan's arms -- he's such a hezballer.

hezballer by Gasoline Dreams November 29, 2006

Cum-humbler

Verb- When you are receiving fellatio and right before ejaculation, the person sucking shoves two fingers in your ass while folding your legs up over your head and making you cum in your own face.

That slippery bitch had me folded over giving me a cum-humbler before I even knew what was happening.

Past tense- I almost lost an eye when that ungrateful snatch cum-humbled me.

Cum-humbler by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

Gumballer 

A person who has participated in the infamous Gumball 3000 supercar rally.

Whether they're a millionaire, celebrity or athlete, the two things Gumballers have in common is a passion for travel and cars.

Gumballer by Pavo Jr. December 8, 2013