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in latin culture, a lazy man. a huevon is a person who is so lazy that his testicles drag on the ground. derived from the use of the spanish word huevos (eggs) as a slang word for testicles. A huevona is a the female equivalent, although a bit less true-to-form given the lack of a droopy ballsack!
After a long night of video games, Mateo slept until noon and missed work living up to his title of chief huevon.
huevon by pennylane826 October 5, 2011
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Huevon literally refers to the size of a mans "cojones". It is commonly used to indicate how lazy someone is. The bigger the "huevon" you are, the lazier.
Huevon by j.m.o.l. October 9, 2008
1. Stupid fuck.
2. Homie.
3. Huevona: Used amongst punani to refer to each other in a friendly manner, or to say bad thangs about another bitch.
1. Santiago es un huevonaso, porque chucha se agarra tres veces a esa perra tan fea.
Santiago is retarded, why the fuck does he make out 3 times with that ugly bitch.

2. Habla huevon! A los años.
Hey man! Long time no see.

3. Huevona, esa huevona se pesco a tu ex, pegale.
Females talking: Hey bitch, that bitch made out with your ex, kick her ass.
huevon by Boliqueso May 23, 2006
In México, an extremely lazy person. In Chile, Dude or a stupid person, similar to the mexican güey.
Mexico: Don't be huevón and start working!

Chile: What's up, huevón. That guy is such a huevón.
huevón by thekingofhell February 29, 2004
muchos significados:
- tipo, sujeto
- estúpido, imbécil, pendejo
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huevón by Anonymous April 3, 2003
In Chile, among friends say "huevón".
Hey "huevón", have you see the new teacher?
huevón by Luciano Vera February 9, 2005
Main Entry: hue·von
Pronunciation: u-a-von
Function: noun

1. A stupid fuck and/or prick.
2. Spanish word for a person excelling in the art of stupidity.
3. A man with particularily large, hanging balls. In many latin countries, the size of a man's balls is directly proportional to his inteligence (large balls=pea sized intellect).

related uses: hueva; diminutive: huevonsito; others: huevonsote or huevota
English:
That huevón wouldn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!
I'm sick of that huevon talking shit all the time

Spanish:
Ese huevón no sabe mas que hablar mierda todo el dia!
Me tiene mamado ese huevosito!
huevón by nasser117 December 19, 2004