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Sexiest kid ever! has a huge cock! ALl the mexican bitches loves him, because hes a thug. White girls and asain girls like him too, but they be shy and shit! Then the black girls, they be all up on homeboy, i Guess they know hes hung like Ja'Marcaus
Maria" Mateo is so sexy, hes my PAPI!!!"
Jessica "Na-ah MAria, hes my PAPI!"
Juliana "Well, I'm MARRIED, but hes MY PAPI, he's such a THUG"
Brittany the white girl "I sucked on his cock like starbucks"
ALL the mexican bitches "SHUT UP WHITE GIRL!'
by PapiMateoSuave October 21, 2016
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A very hot and sexy guy with a big bulge ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜›! Every girl dies for him! He loves sports and is good at school! And his body is amazing
by I_Love_YOUUU December 30, 2016
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Knowing a Mateo is honorable. Mateo is a hilarious and crazy creature who writes Spanish and overall super fun to be around. Mateo's intellect will brings all the hoes to the yard. Although he will get all the bitches, a Mateo is also extremely sensitive and sweet. Mateo is the best. Treasure your Mateo.
Wow jeez! Look at that Mateo! So cool! Talk to me in Spanish!
by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooow February 09, 2013
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The most incredible type of person, someone you would eventually like to marry. Distinguished by a sexy body, intelligent mind, and devastatingly good looks. A person that you love.
Who's that?

Ohhh, It's just Mateo. LOOK AT THAT ASS!
by MEAUTREAO December 28, 2009
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A guy with a huge dick that every girl wants,even if they are not bitches...he's also very sexy and always looks good.Usually a latino with a very hot accent.
Girl:OMG,there's Mateo I want to fuck him so badly
by qqwertyuiop October 10, 2010
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1.the spanish name for matthew.

2.steven tit's definition for "im special".
1.i want to name my son mateo.

2.my brother is mateo. lmco jasmines book 4 shop
by pamela r. March 21, 2008
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Any Mateo is a sexy beast and a lady killer. And watch out for his huge penis. It's 12 inches long.
Girl: Wow look at Mateo huge dick
Mateo: sup girl
Girl: *organsm*
by Baller24/74days September 25, 2016
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