Those three new engineers looked great on paper, but once they were set loose on a project it became apparent that they were a bunch of howler monkeys.

Howler Monkey by cfm2 October 7, 2012

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Hewlett Packard

a type of company that likes slowing your computer down with bloatware

guy: dang, stupid hp
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard

Hewlett Packard by GeorgieFrank November 23, 2015

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Bob Howler

A 'Bob Howler' is a slang term from the Midlands for a very large moth.

Wow, would you look at that Bob Howler, it's a big'un

Bob Howler by Moth Expert September 25, 2010

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Howler

A sporting term used to describe a particularly terrible piece of play, usually due to the stupidity of a single player. A howler is not incurred through bad luck or even poor play, but rather through absolute amateurish hopelessness. A howler in soccer for example would be if a completely unmarked goalkeeper who was under no pressure inexplicably fumbled a simple ball into the path of an opponent who subsequently scored.

Did you blokes see Jerzy Dudek drop that ball into the path of Diego Forlan?? Mate that clown is a dead set howler merchant.

Howler by dragons_redv March 14, 2009

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