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"Mafioso, Hovi baby u ever seen satin?
No, not the car, but everywhere we are." (Upgrade U)

"1 young 2 you want to 3 young hovs a snake charmer" (Beware of the Boyz)
Hovi by A Raptor March 2, 2010
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hovi bear 

A fuzzy little bear that knows how to keep it gangsta. When spotted, he is usually smokin the dutchies, bustin out some moves, or listenin to E.W.A.F. Some great talents of this bear is knowing how to make Duckie G WOOP WOOP! and puttin a smile on her face! But don't fuck around he may look cute but he will beat yer ass in!
That bears gangsta, it must be a hovi bear!
hovi bear by Duckie-G October 19, 2005

HOVID-19 

A hooker spreading COVID-19 through sexual liaisons.
Dude, Martina infected 19 men with coronavirus last Sunday alone through her whoring. She should be called HOVID-19!
HOVID-19 by RandyRhoads84 May 14, 2020
Blind supporter of Reid Stowe and his Mars anal love voyage.
You really think....dude, turn away from NASCAR for one minute....you really think NASA gives a shit? Grab me a beer out of the fridge ya fucking Hoviot.
Hoviot by Regatta Dog January 3, 2009
1: A power source known throughout the universe; commonly named God. 2: A small, but powerful windstorm. 3: Hovannu Megerdich (hov-VAN-oo m-gr-DEECH) The man who baptised Jesus in the Holy Bible. 4: Hovannes (hov-AN-nes) One of the apostills that God sent to spread Christianity; commonly known as John. 5: A commonly used Armenian name.
His name is Hovig
Hovig by TheAndroid97 May 3, 2011
Armenian name usually given to male babies with abnormally large reproductive organs. Hoviks tend to be the most powerful people, historically defeating Aleksandr and his army of small, black-cocked men.
Hovik’s long white penis grazed the trimmed grass before cutting Aleksandr down.

I think I’ll name my son Hovik. His cock is abnormally large.
Hovik by BattleOfCocksCirca1344 August 25, 2019