I had a crazy dream where I was stopped in traffic at a tunnel where Beyoncé was filming a music video. After realizing what was happening and it would be quite a while until traffic resumed, I got out of my car to walk around. Around the corner I found Jay-Z sitting at a table eating and drinking waiting on Beyoncé to finish the shoot. I started chatting him up and thought I’d try to impress him with a funny line using one of his song lyrics, so I simply said, “girl why you never ready? For as long as you took you better look like Halle Berry. Or Beyoncéeeeeee.”
Jay-Z looked at me with a very disapproving look. He was not impressed.
I think I may suffer from “Hovia.”
Jay-Z looked at me with a very disapproving look. He was not impressed.
I think I may suffer from “Hovia.”
by DCA1981 January 15, 2022