sex haver 

One who commits regular sexual acts, including but not limited to the actual act of sexual intercourse.

Tyler's been hanging out with this girl lately, he's been ditching his friends and playing video games less often. He's become a filthy sex haver

sex haver by Trippisk December 6, 2016

Confirmed Sex Haver 

Someone who has a child or has clearly evidenced they have sex.

Billy: Dad!

Dad: We’ve talked about this Billy.
Billy: (snidely) Confirmed sex haver

Confirmed Sex Haver by Slaken April 11, 2019

Sex-Haver 

The opposite of an incel, being a Sex-Haver means one has internalized themselves as a haver-of-sex. This often results in bold and unpredictable behavior and occasionally acts of violence not seen from incels.

The Sex-Havers are also a domestic terrorist organization founded by a notorious Twitter and Gab shitposter named Ducky.

"The Sex-Havers are inevitable! We are unstoppable! 2021 is the year of the Sex-Havers!" -Ducky

"The Sex-Havers will never stop having sex."
-Ducky

"Gm Sex-Havers."
-Ducky

Sex-Haver by FatDogAutsm July 17, 2021

Sex-haver 

A derogatory term for someone who has sexual intercourse.

Sonic: you might touch the finnish line, but you never touched a woman
Jet the Hawk: You're right, I haven't lost my virginity... BECAUSE I NEVER LOSE! See you later sex-haver! Hahahaha
Sonic: Well, if I can't take his trophy... then i'll have to take his virginity!

Jet the Hawk: what the fuck

Sex-haver by slovakheroaugustus February 14, 2023

sex haver 

tommyinit

tommyinit is such a sex haver

sex haver by sadgirlalyssa January 12, 2023

Sex Haver 

A term used to describe someone after a heroic or legendary feat granting them sexhaver status as a show of respect. Whilst most commonly used in association with personal act it can take other forms to further describe impressive contributions to friends.

“Sam just downed a Tropicana in less than ten seconds what a sexhaver”

Sex Haver ~Adjective~ Legendary or heroic person or feat

Sex Haver by Skelly.1878 June 29, 2023

Homer Sexual 

People who are attracted to Homer are called Homer Sexuals.

Marge: "I'm a fucking Homer Sexual"!!!

Homer Sexual by wvdrtnsf August 24, 2009