Hozier 

An elusive Irish forest spirit who occasionally leaves the woods to release and perform blues-rock songs. Also controls a moderately sized lesbian army.

Person 1: Hey dude, I was walking in the woods earlier and I spotted a feral Hozier in one of the treetops.
Person 2: Wow, did you get a selfie with him?
Person 1: Nah, but he did throw a guitar pick at me before scampering off

Hozier by qwertyuiop42 August 11, 2020

Houdini Torpedo 

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

Houdini Torpedo by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016

Houdini poop 

When you take a large poop but when you look at the toilet it is not there.

Guy: "shit man I took a dump but when I looked it was gone!"
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."

Houdini poop by Faceplant307 December 21, 2015

self houdini 

A guy lays on a slight decline and masterbates. Just when he's about to cum he closes his eyes and spits straight up I the air and then has to guess what hit his face.

"What's on your face? "
"I'm not sure."
"How are you not sure? Did you self Houdini?"

self houdini by Bulk Hogan December 21, 2017

Houlihan 

To utterly fuck something up to an incredible degree.

The team got Houlihanned.

Houlihan by Wode September 5, 2011

hozilla 

someone who stops at nothing to be a ho!

hozilla been working the corner all night

hozilla by jbeezy January 8, 2004

Hozier 

An amazing male singer that emits perfection with his talented golden voice. He will soon be greatly recognized, and be seen as a great icon in the Indie Rock genre and the music industry

Have you heard of Hozier?
Yeah dude, he needs to get known!

Hozier by Jacob14 December 10, 2014