Greek Housewife

A woman who has not shaved armpits, legs or upper lip and her jungle book in many months

- "Girl, i should shave for my date, i look like a Greek Housewife"

-"Yeah.You better, if you don't want that man to run for the hils screaming!"

by LOL-ing at Tina-izms November 21, 2012

Housewife stalker

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?

Hym "How does this housewife stalker know who I am? That's what I want to know. Anyone? Who do I have to give a pair of cement slippers to to find out how this bitch knows who I am?"

Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Hym ".............."

Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Hym 😑 "ANSWER ME YOU DROOLING IDIOTS!!!" 🤬

Audience 🤤 🤤🤤🤤🤤"Daalloollooll *burp* Aahahahaha!" 👏👏👏 🤤

Hym 😡 "Argh! I am going to burn so many things over this!"

Iam "Just... Just try and calm down a little bit..."

Hym "YOU BE QUIET!!!" 😡 "I MEAN LOOK AT THESE IDIOTS!" 👇

Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 *Parrots something I wrote YESTERDAY*

Hym "AAARGH!!"

by Hym Iam June 10, 2022

american housewife

When you buy pre-made food instead of cooking it, and feeding it to your spouse.

Diana brought Panera for Josh- she pulled an american housewife.

by anabanananana November 28, 2015

Bikini Housewife

Chicago-based funk/disco/porn duet. Demos are sometimes at Barnes and Noble, Frontman is Blu Eyez, bassist is MK Lite..

"This CD I have sounds like a mix between Liquid Soul and Bikini Housewife"

by Matt December 6, 2003

compulsive housewife disorder

A condition found in young women characterised by an uncontrollable urge to cook and clean for family and friends, and otherwise take care of them the way a housewife would, though the subject is not married or a mother. Also known as CHD.

My compulsive housewife disorder kicked in at that party last night. I cleaned up vomit, nursed a few unconscious girls, and cooked breakfast in the morning.

by HighWire June 23, 2006

Bravo Housewife Hot

A level of hotness for a woman. Typically associated with upper class, older women who typically use plastic surgery to enhance their look. Large breasts are almost neccesary to be included in this level of hotness. A pretty face is not. The newest type of MILF.

You see that fine older dime piece over there. With those breasts, she's Bravo Housewife Hot.

by spuds927 May 29, 2010

You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife

If you’re with a girl and she acts a certain way or does certain thing like gold dig, thot around, etc. then you cannot make her into someone who will treat you right and with respect. In short, avoid THOTS!

“Man I love Kiana but she out here entertaining these other dudes. What do I do?”

“Well you know the old saying my man’s ‘you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife?”

by BigSlickDaddy April 27, 2022