houdini sex
(noun) during "doggy-style" you spit on her back to simulate cumming. She turns around and you cum on her face and shout "HOUDINI!"
houdini sex by 420hitter February 21, 2003
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Houdini Sex: While you're with your girlfriend, passionately banging her from behind, you have one of your buddies slip in and take your place without her knowing. Then you sneak outside, run up to the bedroom window and yell, "TAA DAA!"
"Dude! You're gonna love this: Last night I had Houdini Sex with Jane and my buddy, Tom. When I went outside and yelled ‘TAA DAA!' her mouth was all like, dropped open and her eyes were fuckin' HUGE! Next thing I know she turned pale and ended up shitting all over Tom, herself and her mother’s new carpet. I was all like, Bro! No Way! Fuckin' Houdini Sex! Woooo! We were still laughing about it this morning, but she's still uptight about it. I think I lost my GoPro in the bushes."
houdini sex by Barn Breath January 26, 2016
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Houdini sex
The act of having sex in dangerous situations where the goal is to achieve climax for either or both parties before meeting there doom.
Houdini sex by Piggy22 December 3, 2017
sexual houdini
When a slut wants to pretend that she isn't a whore by insisting she will only fuck a guy if they are in a relationship. The guy pretends that they are by displaying the signs of figurative shackles, after he is done with the bitch he dumps her. This demonstrates that the figurative shackles of their relationship once displayed were as bothersome to remove as real shackles were to the master escapologist Houdini.
3 mates chatting about a Slut
A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship
T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini
A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship
T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini
sexual houdini by Lt_Atilla May 22, 2016
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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