"But if your her father, does that mean we're related???"
"I certainly hope not Millom boy!"
Upon reaching the vinegar strokes, spit on the hapless victims back, when she turns around unleash your man-milk into her face and shout "I AM YOUR FATHER!" to which she should reply "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"does that mean we're related?"