Another form of houdini would be when a guy is fingering a girl while she's sitting on his lap. And then he takes his fingers out and in a sneaky way substitutes them for his dick and make it feel like he put his fingers back in. Once he gets his dick in, he put his hands in the air and yells "hey look! NO HANDS!"
Guy 1: hey man, i pulled a houdini on my girlfriend last night.
Guy 2: awesome!

Guy 1: yeah, she had no idea how my dick got in there that quick!
by asecrethuman1298 July 02, 2010
When you are having sex doggy style with a girl so she can't see you, pull out for a second and have your friend rush in and start making love to her instead. She will never know until the sex is done, or they change positions and she sees it is a different person.
Dude, Me and Johnny pulled the most incredible Houdini on Jennifer last night.
by Crackertoa December 03, 2009
1: A poop that mysteriously disappears when you stand up to flush.

2: Having to poop but managing to squeeze a fart around it. Thus defying the laws of poop gravity.
Example 1:
I'm telling you... I got up to flush and the 2 hour terd was gone. Total Houdini.

Example 2:
I thought I was going to shart for a minute there but I Houdinied it.
by Scooter118 March 11, 2009
A sexual position/plot where a man fucks a woman from behind facing a window. At this point his friend secretly takes over for him. The man walks outside and looks into the window and waves. The woman will be suprised/shocked to see him outside and wonder who is fucking her instead
When i saw you outside steve i couldn't believe matt was laying the pipe.. that switch-a-roo Houdini was great!
by mclovin323288743843 February 07, 2008
1. A famous magician and escape artist, Harry Houdini whose birth name was Ehrich Weiss. He was famous for his illusions and more importantly escapology. His most famous act was escaping the Chinese water torture cell, in which he was suspended upside-down in a glass and steel cabinet which was filled with water.

2. A sexual act where a man who is having sex doggy style pulls out a few moments before he comes, then spits on the woman's back, so she thinks he came. When she turns around he then unleases the real load all over her face. This has most likely never been successfully performed for numerous reasons: First, a woman isn't likely to turn around after you come on her back, she will just tell you to get a paper towel and clean it off. Second, the woman would probably hear you spit and say, "Why the fuck did you spit on me?" Third, most women would not have sex with someone again if they did this, so they wouldn't do it. It's still funny though.
"OMG my eyes, I thought you already came!" - woman

"Yeah bitch, that's the houdini!" - man
by skyline44512 May 15, 2008
As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.

i did a houdini on your mother last night
by mwmfnjdsnfjknskdnfsdf March 17, 2008
(1)when your banging a bitch in the closet and you switch with your buddy right when your going to cum and cum all over her purse and clothing.
(2)when your beating the coochee out doggy style and you spit on her back and she turns around and you bust a huge load all over her face, try to get in the eyes or mouth.
"Dude I pulled a Houdini"
by pigeon fluck tard beastiality February 23, 2009
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