hotness monster 

A cute play off of the "Lochness monster". A hotness monster is a man or woman who is sizzling and near unattainable. He/she is the royalty of hotness. (Origin: Ottawa, Canada)

Whoa! Hotness. She's a hotness monster!!

hotness monster by Jeanne August 26, 2004

hottness monster 

a very hot guy who you are practically in love with. he usually is the love of your life, even if he does not know it. however he can just be a crush.

A: i have a new hottness monster, Jim on the football team
B: wow, and i thought that i was wishy washy! i guess i am just jealous that i am not in love too...

hottness monster by ary_luv March 5, 2009