Like A Hostess 

When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina and squirts her full of sticky cream

Chad placed Keirsten on his bed removed her pants ripped off her panties and filled her up like a hostess!

Like A Hostess by SlopNChop July 26, 2016

hotness hypnosis 

When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.

Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.

hotness hypnosis by Surface Tension February 17, 2007

mah hoessss 

calling a group of people an ancient and versatile agricultural and horticultural hand tool

Me: How are you mah hoessss
mah hoessss: were good i just finished harvesting crops

mah hoessss by mah hoessss February 24, 2018

New Hotness 

Something that is young and fresh, usually dealing with the physical makeup of a human being. The opposite of old and busted.

Breon is old and busted. Meghan is the new hotness.

New Hotness by meghan August 20, 2003

Homessa 

A ridiculous amount

A combination of the words: Whole, Mess and Of.

Person 1: That ho had a homessa crabs and std's on her.
Person 2: Really, that many?

Homessa by Twisted Iniquity January 20, 2009

HOfessional 

A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.

But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.

1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.

2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.

3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!

Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.

HOfessional by MO SIL December 15, 2008

Hotisserie 

A hotisserie is when a person is penetrated orally and either vaginally or anally at the same time. The two penises inserted at both ends function similar to a skewer allowing the penetrated person to be lifted and spun around like a piece of meat being grilled on a rotisserie.

When I arrived home early from work I discovered my girlfriend playing hotisserie with 2 guys from work.

Hotisserie by Finn Gerbang July 31, 2018