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The state of being both a ho and a retard.
Damn, girl, you're a fucking hotard!
by Anomaly July 04, 2005
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Adj. 1.) One who is whoreishly retarded.
2.) A mentally challeged ho.
3.) A bus line in Biloxi

"I once knew a girl that, in lieu of a condom, let a man penetrate her with a plastic Target bag. Damn! She is Hotarded!"

Joe:"Man do I have a case of the Sabertooth Crotch Crickets."
Bob:"You fucking hotard!"
by pi'mp June 07, 2006
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Inspired by a company name spotted on the side of a charter bus in New Orleans during a sugar bowl trip.....its someone who is somewhat slutty but also slow or dumb at the same time.
That quarterback for Florida sure is a hotard. TEABAG TEBOW!!!!!
by whoyoudliketobe January 05, 2010
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A person who is permiscuous, slutty, aka a straight up ho, who is also dumb as poop.
That hotard told me if I do her homework she would suck me off.
by gtron April 18, 2015
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Shanna: "Ashley, you have that workout class tonight, what are you going to wear?"
Ashley: "Duh! My hot pink hotard!"
by AshleySmashley November 28, 2007
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An insult that infers that a person is a combonation of both a hoe and a retard.
dont mess with that hotard, she got ery std in tha book.
by mike dizzle May 13, 2004
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Self defining. A mentally challenged ho'; but good as an immediately recognized all purpose insult (the emphasis is way more on the 'tard' than the ho) in the New Orleans area where the Hotard bus company runs Hotard labelled busses throughout the city.

It is usually used in disgust over anything from stupidity to sloth, close to a fighting word, (almost always preceded by the f-word) but is considered a term of endearment within some echelons of New Orleans society.
You're being a hotard...just get over here...and bring a bottle of whiskey, or your sister, too.
by 8th Ward is for lovers March 23, 2014
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