hotard

The state of being both a ho and a retard.

Damn, girl, you're a fucking hotard!

by Anomaly July 4, 2005

hotard

A person who is permiscuous, slutty, aka a straight up ho, who is also dumb as poop.

That hotard told me if I do her homework she would suck me off.

by gtron April 19, 2015

hotard

Inspired by a company name spotted on the side of a charter bus in New Orleans during a sugar bowl trip.....its someone who is somewhat slutty but also slow or dumb at the same time.

That quarterback for Florida sure is a hotard. TEABAG TEBOW!!!!!

by whoyoudliketobe January 5, 2010

hotard

An insult that infers that a person is a combonation of both a hoe and a retard.

dont mess with that hotard, she got ery std in tha book.

by mike dizzle May 14, 2004

hotard

A crotchless leotard.

Shanna: "Ashley, you have that workout class tonight, what are you going to wear?"
Ashley: "Duh! My hot pink hotard!"

by AshleySmashley November 29, 2007

hotard

A girl or woman who follows hideous (often slutty) trends even though she knows they are ugly, just to fit into what is currently considered fashionable.

Girls who wear furry boots with their jeans tucked into them comes across instantly as hotards.

by drmroeau January 11, 2013

Hotard

Adj. 1.) One who is whoreishly retarded.
2.) A mentally challeged ho.
3.) A bus line in Biloxi

"I once knew a girl that, in lieu of a condom, let a man penetrate her with a plastic Target bag. Damn! She is Hotarded!"

Joe:"Man do I have a case of the Sabertooth Crotch Crickets."
Bob:"You fucking hotard!"

by pi'mp June 7, 2006